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Joke No 9
WEEKLY JOKE
 
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

\"Do you need some help?\" I asked.

She replied, \"I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote
Door unlocked. Now I can\'t get into my car. Do you think they
(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for
this?\"

\"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?\" I asked.

\"No, just this remote \'thingy,\'\" she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, \"Why
don\'t you drive over there and check about the batteries ...it\'s a
long walk.\"
 
Week:9  Year:2010